Morri$ - Maison Purple
I will never forget my first experience with acid. NO. I DIDN’T TAKE IT, JERKS. That shit’s for sucka’s and braver men than I. I’m a coward. I don’t even like scary movies man. I watched The Strangers the other night and nearly pissed my trousers. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT? If you haven’t, SPOILER ALERT: EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE A GOD FORESAKEN MASK ON THEIR STUPID MURDER FACE GETS STABBED IN THE FUCKING CHEST. Cool movie. Neat character development. I really loved the climax where the guy in the floppy bag mask looks at the protagonists and is like “Listen you two, we’re here to do one thing and one thing only. Have a good time and stab people. Oh wait that’s two things, oh well!” Then he stabs them. The end. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT AMERICA? WHY IS THIS ENTERTAINMENT?
Nonetheless, acid. Alright, reel it in. So my first experience dealing with a bro on acid. Because of course it was a bro. Deep V and all homie. Bros love their deep V’s. Anyhow, it was during the summer of 2004. The location was the Seattle Center and the event was Bumbershoot. I forget who I was seeing but I’m pretty sure it was Built To Spill or some other hippy bullshit, cause I remember the guy had dreads. Funny thing about dreads, when you get them wet and shake em’ real fast while dancing, the water goes FUCKING EVERYWHERE. Including but not designated to my dope ass SB Dunks. I loved those shoes.
Anyway, I always wondered what the band sounded like to him and I think I may have found it. Naw, I know I found it. Morri$’s “Maison Purple” makes me want to dance like a white guy, trippin’ acid, with dreads: spastically and with no rhythm.
Naw, but on the level though, this is pretty fantastic. Unfortunately there’s no release date stamped but I assume it’ll be out sometime later this year? Maybe? I don’t know for sure. You look; I got shit to do; like protect myself from floppy bag mask mother fuckers and white bros with saturated dreads seizing out on acid. Good luck and DEUCES.